Letterman Impersonation

As the events of my life last night were quite inconsequential, here are the top 10 things that I've had to adapt to since being in Korea:

10. The Humidity- If it wasn't for all the food and beer I've been cramming into my mouth I'd have sweated off 10 pounds by now.

9. Squat Crappers- Not reccommended if you have DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

8. The lack of clear sunny days- We take that for granted in Edmonton.

7. Freaky-Ass Bugs- I saw a bug yesterday that looked like a mosquito that got into Barry Bonds' Clear & Cream stash.

6. Locusts- Similar to #7 but these things are everywhere and super loud and annoying.

5. Going for a nibble- I've resorted to pointing at an item on the menu and hoping for the best. One of these days I promise that I will start to learn what some of the stuff I am eating actually is. No wait, maybe I don't want to know.

4. Lack of English T.V. stations- Right now I am surviving on Korean baseball and the BBC (not too bad but they repeat their stories every hour).

3. The pointing and staring- Although it doesn't bother me now, I am sure that at some point this year I will snap and lose it on some poor fascinated Korean.

2. Cold showers- Apparently a hot shower here is the equivalent to winning an all-expenses paid trip to Vegas.

1. KOREANS AREN'T NEARLY AS COOL AS CANADIANS. NUFF SAID!

Ronnie over and out.