Enter the Johnnie
We all know that Canadians can drink. What might surprise you is that our friends the Koreans can give us a run for our money in that department. I went out for a drink last night with one of my adult students. His name? Bruce Lee! Yeah that's right I went out for a drink with the master himself.
We started off at Beer Kaiser, a kind of Western restaurant. Had some suasage and 2 pitchers of beer. Good start! Then we went to his favorite bar. I don't know the name of it because it was in Korean. I do know however why it is his favorite bar. There was a waitress there that looked like an angel. I'm talking love at first sight. Her name is Se Jin and she is by far the loveliest creature I have ever seen.
So Bruce and I decide after a couple of beers that we are going to get a bottle of Johnnie Walker. It sounded like a good idea at the time. We drank the whole bottle (a little less than a 26 oz.) and had some great drunk talk. He was acting as my interpreter to the waitresses the whole night, but I don't think he did a very good job as I went home alone and very drunk.
You think the night ends there don't you? I wish that it did. As I got out of the cab I noticed some people drinking not too far from my place. Being the good samaratin that I am, I went over to make sure that they weren't abusing alcohol. They insisted on sharing their stash with me on account of my good deed. I don't know what time we finished or even how many people there were, but suffised to say that Ronnie don''t feel so good today. I struggled to get to work for 3 o'clock. Did someone slam a door? No that's just my head.
As for Se Jin, Bruce Lee and I are going back to his favorite bar on Friday to see if we can't find another bottle of Johnnie!
Crouching Beaver Hidden Drunk
1 Comments:
WTF.... You found the love of your life and partied with Bruce Lee on the SAME night?!
You best buy a lottery ticket....
xo
10:34 PM
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